also i want thanos to have a counterpart villain called “sex thanos” who goes around planets and makes people fuck more so that there’s even more people and the populations get even bigger and he’s the bane of normal thanos’s existence
May I introduce you to Eros (codename Starfox), who is literally Thanos’ brother and his actual super power is ‘Fuck Magic’
I can’t believe this post misses the best part, which is that at one point Eros is put on actual trial on whether or not his seduction magic qualifies as a form of sexual assault. She-Hulk beats the everloving shit out of him on the court steps. Thanos shows up and gives testimony.
Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo
If you’re doing this, it is because you, like the tiger, need enrichment and variety in your life. May I suggest cramming just a whole bunch of raw hamburger into a pumpkin and rolling it around your enclosure?
I haven’t been able to get the full video but we just celebrated one of our steam locomotives turning 145 by chucking a chocolate cake into her firebox
